What Even Is Gender
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there is a demon in your house named CARBON MONOXIDE. he enchants your mind with confusion and your body with exhaustion. you need to call a powerful exorcist named HVAC TECHNICIAN
(via mattsmithrockstheworld)
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for those confused:
the same user posted this and only referred to his dick as a cylinder despite the fact that it was very clear that he’d inserted his cylinder into an m&m tube and couldnt get it out
i refuse to believe this guys dick is “~4.5in” in diameter. nobodys dick is that wide
NOT DIAMETER, CIRCUMFERENCE
4.5in diameter wouldn’t fit in a mini m&ms tube 🙄
well fuck me ive failed at penis math
(via the-overanalyzer)
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Interesting research shows that Millennials in the UK and US are bucking the trend when it comes to growing more conservative with age.
It’s cuz we ain’t got no money
It’s cuz the planet is dying and we’ve lived through three once in a generation economic crises in like twenty years
(via petimetrek)
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fucking dilfs from the back so i can smack their bald spot. and post
you couldn’t handle me.
Shut uuuuuupppppppp!!!!!!!
(via zackisontumblr)
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one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
mom jokes
Thank you @elen42564 and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
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someone reminded me of this meme and i died so i felt like doing a doctor whomstdvelyain’t version
(via surprise-soprano)
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Do be better, be a provider and philosopher.
Provide my cock with some suckage
(via surprise-soprano)
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People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go “omg I’m never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰” calm down. They’re 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch
(via zackisontumblr)
